Toys: Part 2

As mentioned some months ago, one of my hobbies here is taking pictures of the horrible English found on toy boxes. We come up with some great stuff. Some of the writing is hard to read so I'll write the captions below. Methinks these are some of the best yet. Here is Baby Lovely: Welcome to choose our product!

Robokid: "Technology brings you infinite surprise" Yes it does.

For some reason there are a number of toys that just random words together. Here is:

Wild Belle Focus Girl. She is really focused.

I love two of the captions here. 1. After sucking milk I will PiPi.

2. Press my tummy I cry and say Baby naughty voice.

The angry warning on this box is great. "DO NOT take me away from the dark place suddenly when I am sleeping. If I am woken & cry then put me back in the same place. I will sleep again." Toys that threaten people are great.

Lovely Appearance! Check out the lovely appearance of this baby. What is with the crazy hair? Its lovely.

This baby doll box says "Bounce the baby to hear her laugh and rubicundity" Rubicundity!?

"Make up thing. Complete with everything."

"Wish to have your own dressing table? Have a lot of jewelry at the same time To make up more beautiful with your partner. Dressing table series will make your dream come true.

"When you feed me with milk I give off the sucking sound"

"I can say mum and dad and give out whistle sound"

REST IN BED HAS NEVER LOOKED SO FASHION!!!

Here is Modern Villa. "Owning it is you best choice and the most happy times."

Grows Happily Birthday Cake. Enjoy a happy birthday with you.
This is one of my favorites. "Angelical Beauty." See below for a close up.

Isn't she an Angelical beauty!!?? I don't know why but it reminds me of Cher.

Particularly Witchery. "Collect Specially, unique style, bring you different feeling!" I wonder what the feeling is.

Here is: Cooking Small Genius.

This pretty baby funny toy looks like an 80 year old man wearing an old man hat. Its great. Very pretty.

These Chicz Girls are very inapropriate for Saudi Arabia.

Baby & Me "I love this feeling" "from now on he will accompany with you" What are these feelings they keep mentioning on the boxes!?

Lovely Baby looks a little creepy. She says "Hi! My hair may change the color!" It says "the best welcome gifts for the children"

Baby Gift: Assist to Grow Up!!

This one is great. "Swing your hands with me. Twist your Battocks with me" battocks?

Baby Capricci. "I only pee on my potty" Notice it doesn't say "in my potty." Only on the potty.

Here is Lots to Cuddle Babies, although I see only one.

Here is New Baby Show. It says "Little friends, I'm the lovly baellar little doctor, come to have fun with me!" Baellar little doctors are the worst kind of doctors.

I probably shouldn't put this one on here. Some dolls you press their hands to make sounds or talk or cry or whatever. Well this one is a little too messed up and I can't believe they sell it in this country. You figure it out.

Thats all for now!